Ignition of a bomb can be done in two ways – you can light a fuse and wait for it to reach the bomb (as some many 70s heros have done in Hollywood and Bollywood movies) or you could remote detonate it. You could have a bomb, you could have placed it at the right spot but if you can’t ignite it it is as useful as a lipstick on a man’s lips (unless your partner, who also happens to be a man, is coming home early). Mind you igniting a bomb makes all the difference. Now that you have got your blast material, you need to work on the ignition of this blast material. If you can convince them that you are targeting a city and not just a university campus, they might even provide you the whole bomb. If you are on first name basis with leading lights of your country – mafia lords, corrupt politicians, defence dealers etc – they might also source it for you. The idea is to identify the scrap dealer buying scrap from leading science laboratories, who might have inadvertently bought Uranium-235, Plutonium-239 or other blast materials like nitroglycerine or grain dust from the labs. Even if they don’t know themselves they will be able to guide you to the neighborhood friendly naxalite they know.īlast material can also be obtained from the scrap dealers in your city. However, if your Indian friend lives near the Red Corridor, I would recommend you speak to them about bombs. That is not real gun powder – it is just some chilli powder Indians use to eat their idlis and dosas with and it will be useless in this bomb making exercise of yours which is bound to show the world how cool you are. Now for the blast material – first advice, if your Indian friend says they can give you gun powder, don’t go for it. If you want to play your own secret joke, get your casing made by a coffin maker. Wondering who Ted Kaczynski was – well, remember UnaBomber?. I would strongly recommend a wodden box like the one used successfully by Ted Kaczynski for 18 long years. Similarly, a CPU or an empty shoebox doesn’t qualify as good casing choice. An empty Horlicks bottle also doesn’t appear to be a good casing choice because the blast material is then visible to everybody. For now let us try and procure the casing first – from personal experience I can tell you that pumpkins & watermelons don’t act as good casings because they tend to be damp and neutralize the blast material. I will explain what ‘injurers’ are a little later. Remember there are four parts to a bomb – Ignition coil, the blast material, the ‘injurers’ and the casing in which all of this will be fitted. Let us move on to getting the raw materials to make the bomb. Once you have decided the target for your bomb, you will have a fair idea of how big or effective a bomb you will need to make. If you are a suicide bomber I would also strongly urge you to not indulge in dress rehearsals. You can be the epicenter of the bomb blast but you definitely need a target. Remember, if you are a suicide bomber you still need a target. The question to ask yourself while building a bomb is: Do I want to wipe out a whole country, a province, a city, a university campus, somebody’s house or an individual? US President Donald Trump’s needs are ‘yuge’ and that’s why he builds bombs that can wipe out whole countries. Now that cause and consequence have been decided, lets move on to deciding the target for your blast.ĭeciding the target is a key element in bomb making, for it decides how big a bomb you should be building. If your answer to any of these questions was ‘Yes’ you have the right to make a bomb, and blast the offenders off the face of the Earth.
So, take a deep breath and think: was your father not given a Government job? Did your mother not get her vaccination on time? Did you lose your job at the college? Did the class bully insult you in front of the whole class? Is somebody parking their car in your parking slot? Did you get asylum in a European country ten years back and still haven’t been able to come to terms with the change? Are you the bad guy in a James Bond movie? Or do you think your religion better than your neighbours? STEP 4: Transporting bomb to the blast location (not required if you own a launch system)īefore we start, let me tell you that bomb making is no child’s play.
STEP 3: Getting raw materials to make bomb A remote controlled bomb? A small bomb? A Big bomb? What will it be? OK, why am I jumping the gun here…read on. You can make it using household items – the ingredients will depend on how you want your bomb to be. Those of us who aren’t blessed with a pretty gal (believe me, some of us aren’t and that is why we go after 72 virgins after death) will have to make our own bomb. If you know a pretty girl, you have already got yourself a bomb.
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